her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
all of our trobles seem so small from up here
ok, unfollowing now. was a big fan of his automail arm, didn’t know he committed alchemy’s greatest taboo
Things that would fix the internet immediately:
- Bring back Club Penguin for the kids
- Create a separate Club Penguin for adults which is exactly the same except you’re allowed to swear
Which famous ancient mythological “Bromance” do you prefer?
Gilgamesh/Enkidu (rivals/enemies to lovers speedrun, Battle Couple)
Achilles/Patroclus (Battle Couple, Greek Tragedy Couple.)
Results
GILKIDU SWEEP
when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.
I think the funniest thing to happen every sunday now is that we just collectively pretend there’s a new episode of G-Witch
I haven’t caught up yet… so many are talking about the 25th episode but no one’s saying where they’re watching it…
no way!!!
GWitch Episode 26, let’s goooooooooooooooooo!!!!









